Friday, November 19, 2004


Had to be done.

I'm aware that the sweet Bonnies disgraced themselves two years ago by refusing to finish the season (after admitting a dude with welding certificate rather than an Associates Degree - where would the world be without capable welders?). Yeah, they won a total of 7 games last year. Of course, they lost the "small wonder" 5'7" PG and adorable human dynamo Marques Green.

Here are some grades I appropriated from the Blue Ribbon College Basketball Yearbook "the Bible of college basketball"


Impressive, no? Looks like a solid semester for me in college. But don't forget two things about this team:

  1. They wear brown
  2. They play in the Reilly Center (Olean, NY baby!)

Okay, so they suck. I like this school, dammit. Here is a little human interest angle for those of you on the fence. They may have a legit roster as early as next year too. Transfers G Tyler Relph (former Mr. New York Basketball, from the Roch) and F Paul Williams (of Siena, uh, fame) combined to average 7.6 points last season, at D-I schools! Add in a few raw recruits, and everything is coming up Bonnies someday.

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